Entertainment | Feb 7, 2024
Taylor Swift Deflects Allegations Of Extreme Private Jet Use With "Nuh Uh!"
Taylor Swift Threatens to Sue Flight Tracker and Deflects Allegations of Extreme Private Jet Use with "Nuh Uh!"
![Taylor Swift Deflects Allegations Of Extreme Private Jet Use With "Nuh Uh!"](/images/articles/swift-plane/swift.png)
Updates | Sep 19, 2023
Dorval Carter Jr Declares CTA Stations The Latest Tourist Attraction
'Come See How We Really Don't Move!'
![Dorval Carter Jr Declares CTA Stations The Latest Tourist Attraction](/images/articles/cta/dorval/press.png)
Politics | Jun 28, 2023
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Hot Boxing The Midwest
Justin Trudeau is "very sorry," "won't do it again," and "is just a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag."
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Entertainment | Jun 27, 2023
Newly Restored Virginian Locomotive NS1069 Derails In Pennsylvania Town!
The railfan community stands united in grief, mourning the loss of precious lives and lamenting the damage inflicted upon a historical masterpiece.
![Newly Restored Virginian Locomotive NS1069 Derails In Pennsylvania Town!](/images/articles/pa-derailment/cover.jpeg)
Politics | Jun 19, 2023
Mayor Brandon Johnson Unveils New Piss Amnesty Boxes At Chicago O'hare Airport
New piss amnesty boxes to be placed at both Chicago airports
![Mayor Brandon Johnson Unveils New Piss Amnesty Boxes At Chicago O'hare Airport](/images/articles/piss-amnesty/cover.png)
Politics | Jun 18, 2023
President Biden Falls From White House Window, Miraculously Unhurt
The president will continue to fulfill his duties despite his most recent tumble
![President Biden Falls From White House Window, Miraculously Unhurt](/images/articles/biden-falls-from-window/biden-fall.png)
Entertainment | Jun 17, 2023
Every Run Is A Miracle
Christian speedrunners make the case against resetting: 'Every run is a miracle'
![Every Run Is A Miracle](/images/articles/default/cover.jpg)
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